brew.console
A Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol terminal. The hardware is honest about its limitations.
coffee://iamateapot.com/pot-1HTCPCP/1.0
$ ready protocol: HTCPCP/1.0 safe: if-user-awake pot: short-and-stout Press BREW to transmit a coffee request.
* compliant in the most important way: this teapot refuses to brew coffee.